I forget when we started referring to the fatness as “the ham.” Possibly before we started referring to her as the fatness (short for “her royal fatness”). It was before Stephen Colbert coined “Ham Rove”.
Her body does resemble a ham. Though it also resembles a football. Or mashed potatoes.
Yeah, I know. It’s Friday night, and I’m at home furiously texting and tweeting with one of my friends, and she made me this drawing. I love it. It’s better than her birthday drawing from the last blog post, because it involves my own picture. Thank you! (Oh, and she used my original instagrammed photo, and then I re-instagrammed it. I think some hipsters may have been harmed during THAT operation.)
(and I apologize for the french sarcasm yesterday. I mean, I don’t really speak french, but I’m not as dumb as I act.)
(and you all know I love my cat more than any sane person should. her fatness is one of my favorite things about her.)