Why didn’t we do this earlier?

Meaning, register for wedding gifts! The doorbell rings, the FedEx or UPS man is there with a box. He refuses to look you in the eye ever since that one time you answered the door wearing a terrycloth robe (fully covered!). It’s also awkward because one time he was on the bluetooth and you thought he was talking to you. He never laughs at your jokes, and when you tried to tell him once you were getting married and would be getting lots of deliveries he was nonplussed because he assumed you already were (judging!). Oh well. PRESENTS! WHEEEEEE!